1. scissor:

    when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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  4. ruinedchildhood:

I just died

    ruinedchildhood:

    I just died

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  5. 
Foot, where are you going… foot… Noooo!

    Foot, where are you going… foot… Noooo!

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  6. fallenangelflonne:

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    kaldriss:

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i love sandwiches

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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  7. sonic-screwdildo:

    do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

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  9. cinnamontoastmanwhore:

I saw this and thought of Ken and Mary

    cinnamontoastmanwhore:

    I saw this and thought of Ken and Mary

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  10. gordoananke:

    Today on instagram I received a comment saying I am “grossly skinny

    Today on YouTube I received a comment saying I could “do with losing a few

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